Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
