There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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