You really coming over, don't trick.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The air was thick with penises
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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