Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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