no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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