Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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