party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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