Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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