you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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