I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
