Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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