I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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