kristin has been a bad kristin
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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