also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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