i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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