Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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