we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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