Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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