Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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