yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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