Can Purell be used as lube?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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