Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Randomize
