Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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