There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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