Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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