Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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