A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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