I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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