Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Apparently you make a good broom.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
