So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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