I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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