Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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