we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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