i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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