Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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