And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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