If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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