My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Randomize
