I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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