I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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