are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
People in love make me want to vomit
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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