I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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