i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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