my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just threw up on my dentist
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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