You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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