well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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