I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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