I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
