Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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