he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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