She announced her abortion via fbk
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.