she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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I AM VODKA MAN
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Bring me that man meat
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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