Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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